The Treehouse of Horror series, formerly known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, are an annual tradition in which there is a special Halloween episode consisting of three separate, self-contained pieces. We're made from the same d'na, "Hey! ", "Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal. You must get him immediately to the safe zone just outside of town. Do not be frightened. ", "You think your dad will pay for college? Just don't let me ever be played by Mike Myers. Oh, I'd love to. Where the witches compare their treats from a night's work, which they believe that scaring people into giving them treats is fun and that they should do it every year. ", "I should warn you, however. Suddenly, a fly lands on Bart's arm, giving him an idea to splice his own DNA with the fly to become a fly superhero. Inexact title. ", "Once I get out of this loop, I have the rest of my life ahead of me! He remembers when we were kids and we used to go down to the AAH! Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Death! ", "What do aliens have to do with Halloween? This should hold up in just about any courtroom. Then when they are finished burning the stake Nelson Muntz laughs at the notion and Seymour's mother isn't very happy at him which he says goodbye to his mother. Upon returning home, he's horrified to find that the fly has stolen his life and tries to tell his family what happened. ", "Also, generic cola? Or someone else of their species. ", Meta-example: This is Russi Taylor's last performance on The Simpsons, "That's what I get for voting for Kanye! ", "Oh! The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? P1 The producers had trouble with the censors over several segments in this episode. ", "If we speak in low-frequency voices, I don't think they can- Ow! Bart Simpson, though there's a long silent gap between when he says this and when he gets overtaken by the spores, Maggie Simpson, translated from the sound of her pacifier sucking. "'Morire': to die. Finally in Easy bake, Easy coven, Marge is accused of witchcraft in a 17th century version of Springfield … ", "Hey, Simpson, I'm feeling a might peckish. In "Fly vs. AAAH! And I'm gonna make your friends watch. Groundskeeper Willie. So, he grabs it and steps into the teleporter. ... Treehouse of Horror VIII. ", "Oh, no, you're not leaving me to clean this up! Treehouse of Horror VIII: Easy Bake Coven View now on Disney Plus Set in the 17th century, this olde tyme look at Springfield (or Sprynge Fylde) draws on plenty of witch-based cultural artifacts of years gone by, but there’s also a more subtle, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it element. Kang (Shearer): Greetings, Earthlings, I am Kang. "Treehouse of Horror VIII" is the fourth episode of The Simpsons' ninth season. ", "Well, well, well. I can grow up and create a cure for—", "I can solve this, I can solve this, I can solve this! David X. Cohen managed to persuade the producers to leave the scene in. ", "Just got crushed by a giant horse, Lou. Ned Flanders hopes they can build a Utopian society where freaks and norms can live together in peace. However, he is too tiny for them to hear him. Random. Lisa tries to speak on her mother's behalf, but to no avail and Marge gets shoved off the cliff by Wiggum's henchmen. What choice do I have? ", "Actually, I'm still alive, so technically, it's vivisection. Bart Simpson. A Fox censor, simply named Fox Censor, sits at his desk reading through the script and deleting scenes. That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid—", "A little tip: you might wanna wash me before you eat me. Out of fear of being punished, Bart flies away to avoid the consequences. Electrocution couch gag ", "You suck, clown!" Blood pours down the front to reveal the title, "The Simpsons Halloween Special VIII." In a parody of the 1996 film The Crucible and Easy-Bake oven, which takes place in the year 1649, the town of Sprynge-Fielde is being witnessed because of many witch burnings. ", "Hoydlid! This episode was the only Treehouse of Horror episode that was directed by Mark Kirkland. Meanwhile, Bart reeks havoc on the insect world with his usual juvenile antics, and returns home after he feels a safe amount of time has passed. year(I also do this. ", "For centuries, our family has made a daily offering of a special donut to a slumbering underwater sea creature, so that he does not rise and destroy us all. At first, she turns Chief Wiggum into a gopher with a military hat on his head in revenge for pushing her off the cliff, Lou into a snowman, and Eddie into a fairytale princess. Edit. ", "Well, I suppose Bart could be immune—the genetic chosen one, if you will. ", "Wha- What's happening to me? Mark Kirkland. ", "Oh, look at that! Forced Order. Because of The Simpsons' Halloween specials' notably Darker and Edgier nature and lack of canonicity, these episodes contain considerably more death than the rest of the show. Upon arriving home, Homer is greeted by his family, who survived the blast because their house was protected by so many layers of lead paint. Martin Prince, awake and dreaming, respectively. ", "Aw, I'm gonna give your liver such a punchin'! ", "It seems like someone hasn't seen very much of Season 3. Badges. Although Kang and Kodos make brief appearances in every Treehouse of Horror episode, their brief appearance in this one was nearly cut. ", "Don't worry, dad. In the eighth annual "Treehouse of Horror" episode, Homer discovers he is the last man left alive after a neutron bomb destroys Springfield in the segment "The HΩmega Man". Superintendent Gary Chalmers, before Willie chops his head off thinking he's a pod person. I will have my revengbrbrbg...", "Hey, what's this new gig I'm going to, because OH! Forced Order. In the end, of course, Homer discovers that the mutants who chase him around aren’t the only ones who survived, but in fact his entire family is alive, well and unharmed. Club named Jeffery Albertson's line "Oh, I've wasted my life" as one of the quotes from The Simpsons that can be used in everyday situations. During breakfast however, Lisa asks the rest of the family what they think happened to Barts original head when he went through the transporter, but her question is shrugged off. These segments usually involve the family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting and always take place outside the normal … You want streaks? It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 27, 1996. Treehouse of Horror VIII: episode guide quotes production cels: Notable Quotes in This Episode: Share these quotes with a friend Explore the Show: Episode Guide Characters Guest Stars Lists & Gags Themes Cast Crew: Learn About Cels: Simpsons Animation Cels What is a Cel? Suddenly, the fly-boy attacks Lisa and starts strangling her. Well then, take this quiz...if you dare. The opening segment of the episode, which features Fox Censor the censor being stabbed to death and was pitched by David Mirkin, had a difficult time getting through the real life censors. Homer and his family plan to take advantage of the nuclear holocaust and go and steal some Ferraris. Badges and Games. A page for describing Quotes: Simpsons S 9 E 4 Treehouse Of Horror VIII. He is looking at the Withstand-inator when the French president launches a neutron bomb directly into Springfield. There is no Hell, and there is no God. ... Treehouse of Horror VIII: 100%. The witches like these better than the children and let Rod and Todd go. "Treehouse of Horror VIII" (originally known as "The Simpsons Halloween Special VIII") is the fourth episode of The Simpsons' ninth season and first aired on the Fox network on October 26, 1997. The rest of the family wakes up and come downstairs to investigate. Egh! It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 26, 1997. [SIGHS] I've got a list of things for you to do. Bart Simpson. Homer tries to reassure her by saying that they have a bomb shelter, but it turns out to be a cardboard box in the backyard. Lisa points out that Homer is egging their own house making everyone laugh. As the pets come out, Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II have been merged into two creatures. Ned Flanders, before becoming an undead werewolf. ", "You're the only one who won't shut up about it. ", "Eyes bigger than your stomach, eh wolfie? We ran a standard newborn screen on her, and she tested positive, for evil. Fly" was written by David S. Cohen and was written by Ned Goldreyer. Homer approaches the transporter and tells Bart to come out. ", "My enchanted shin! In the third drawer of my desk are... surgical tools and some ether. Treehouse of Horror VIII History Talk (0) Comments Share. Oct 23, 2014 - For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. ", "I always thought I'd die of hepatitis... C.", "Before you kill me, I gotta know. ", "Yes, that's right, officer. Bart: Well I'll be a son of a witch! ", "What did we Germans ever do to deserve this? Show Runner Couch Gag They were Moe Szyslak, Ned Flanders, Mr. Burns, Dr. Hibbert, Sideshow Mel, Clancy Wiggum, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Otto Mann, Skinner, Groundskeeper Willie, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Waylon Smithers, Jr., Lionel Hutz, Cletus Spuckler, and Horatio McCallister (Although they prefer to be called either 'freaks' or 'monsters,' as Moe puts it). "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Following on from such a brilliant run of "Treehouse of Horror" episodes in the mid-to-late '90s, VIII feels like a … Homer Simpson. ", "My phone says that there's spores from outer space landing all around us. Awards "Treehouse of Horror VIII" won a Golden Reel Award in 1998 for "Best Sound Editing - Television Animated Specials" for Robert Mackston, Travis Powers, Norm MacLeod and Terry Greene. Treehouse of Horror 13 [HOMER SCREAMING] Now to spend some quality time away from my family. ", "Dying is just like golfing, except in golf—", "Instant jackpot. Later the three spies on Ned Flanders and Maude Flanders talking about how they are worried that the witches might come to normal folks houses and eat children, giving them the idea to do so in the first place. Homer then grabs an axe, but instead of destroying the machine, he turns to Bart and begins chasing him around for using his teleporter. Guhyy? You destroyed my turnip crop! S09E04 - Treehouse of Horror VIII I stand by my ethnic slur! Homer battles mutants after Springfield is annihilated by a neutron bomb; Bart has his DNA mixed with a fly; Marge is revealed to be a witch in colonial Springfield. ", "'Cause in a head-to-head battle, the one with the most brains wins! What happens: The Simpsons become caretakers of Mr Burns' mansion where there's no TV or beer. ", "Together, we can lead America into a new golden age. At a green traffic light, he becomes annoyed because the person in front of him will not go. "'Morire': to die. The episode received positive reviews from critics and fans. They had issues with the size of the knife and the sound effects used. We mean you no harm. In the end, the rating is "TV-666" and Censor collapses dead onto the desk. Homer Simpson and many Clone Homer Simpsons, Inspector Clancy Wiggum, the Mutton Chop Murderer. Ooh ah uh, Dead. "Oy, sure is hard to see with buttons on your eyes... "I've failed as a man, but I've succeeded as an ingredient. He still makes it to the other planet. It was also the last episode that was worked on by Brad Bird, who left the show to direct Warner Brothers' The Iron Giant. Popular Quizzes Today. single. Treehouse of Horror VI. Interesting Quotes. ", "Uh, nevertheless, I remain confident that something will come along and save the two Simpson children...", "Ah, a duet of pleasures." Bart asks if he can use it but, Homer refuses. "Treehouse of Horror VIII" won a Golden Reel Award in 1998 for "Best Sound Editing - Television Animated Specials" for Robert Mackston, Travis Powers, Norm MacLeod and Terry Greene. Alf Clausen received an Emmy Award nomination for "Outstanding Music Composition for a Series (Dramatic Underscore)" for this episode, which he ultimately lost. Mike Scully, David S. Cohen and Ned Goldreyer ", "I'm gonna give you crossed eyes like you might see on an idiot, a stupid triangle nose, and a big mouth full of the ugliest-shaped teeth there are: square. I couldn't be in more pain! ", "Boy, these vines sure are good at finding all the holes. Carl Carlson. "Treehose of Horror XX" is a Halloween-themed episode from the twenty-first season of the animated comedy series The Simpsons. Smithers, go to my office. I do! And only this old sea dog knows how to stop the-Arr! ", "We can all work together to build a utopian society free of violence, hate and prejudice. ", "Beat the lumps, beat the lumps, beat the lumps! Have I the right to shoot? The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 4: Treehouse of Horror VIII Summary: The Homega Man:Quimby insults the French government who launch a neutron bomb in retaliation at Springfield. My favorite is number three. If she is a witch she will be able to fly to safety, in which case the authorities expect her to report back for punishment. Then in Fly vs Fly, Bart messes with a matter transporter trying to become a superhero. This go-getting oldster will... Where am I now? 'Morit': he, she, or it dies. Where Chief Wiggum tells the boys to fire up the stake. He gets better offscreen. ", "I may be bifurcated, but I still have feelings. My blood's a genius! Look what you can win in the Krusty Sweepstakes! Do you know how that feels? Serak the Preparer: To pronounce it correctly, I would have to pull out your tongue. My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that meant the horoscope itself. ", "You were listed in the— footnotes... Gloy...", "And once again, the true monster, the soulless CEO, escapes unscathed. ", "I know I really shouldn't, but when am I going to be here again? ", "You know, my feelings haven't dissolved yet, Lou. Take all you want, but eat all you take. ", "You couldn't kill me if I had pneumonia and a knife in my back! Marge begins to hit the creature with a broom when Lisa stops her and shows them a record from the machine showing that Barts genetic code had been spliced with a fly's. Directed by Mark Kirkland. ", "Oh, God, no! October 26, 1997 Witchhunter Wiggum: That's impossible. He gets out of his car and chooses to handle matters with a "little friendly punching". However, she still can't hear him so he flies into her saxophone amplifying his voice enough to tell her what happened. Random. General. ", "Hey, kids! Homer gets cursed and ends up giving bad luck to his family. Pazuzu!Maggie, before being mostly exorcised. ", "Where are you going?! Decals loosening! ", "In the midst of all the killing and skin-eating, we forgot the love. Oh God, no! Farmer Lenny: Hey! Heh heh... OWWW! ", "Man, soccer's boring even for the ball! "Ah, a duet of pleasures." Complete the 'B'-Word Movies (2010s) 10,602; Obscure Knowledge - … Ralph Wiggum, before getting sucked into a mini black hole. And if you are awful and nasty and cruel...", "Hey, hey, hey! In a parody of The Ωmega Man, Mayor Quimby generates a great deal of controversy over a "frog's legs" joke he makes about France but refuses to apologize. Rarr! Featured Quizzes. ", "So I'm saying goodbye to you now, Bart. Homer goes crazy and tries to kill his own family. ", "It begins. And then eventually Marge tells the rest of them that she will return where her hair pulsates and bursts open sending a swarm of bats flying after the townspeople. Gags. And I'm the one who withered your livestock, soured your shee'ps milk, and your made your shirts itchy! Mike Scully The dolphins are upon us. ", "Kinda brings a tear to your eye socket. ", "Well... perhaps. ", "Okay, it's possible someone may have started a business called "Magic Craphole Waste Removal", but it wasn't me. ", "Lisa Simpson in detention? ", "Go ahead, do it! Wait a minute now! ", "Rodriguez pops to right field as some sort of Accele-Ray bathes the stadium in an eerie green glow. This page's transcript is incomplete for the following reason: Missing speakers and actions Remove this template once any and all … If you see my wife, tell her I love her. Marge: Well thank you very much, Mr.—. Treehouse of Horror VIII/Quotes. In the seventh annual Treehouse of Horror episode, Bart discovers his long-lost twin, Lisa grows a colony of small beings, and Kang and Kodos impersonate Bill Clinton and Bob Dole in order to win the 1996 presidential election. He then notices a newspaper headline that tells about the bomb that blew up Springfield, and he seems to be the only person to have survived. How did you know that was the source of my power? Like everyone else overtaken by the spores, he ends up fine on another planet. ", "Oh, I'm getting old and grey, and now I'm dead. If I make it out alive, I could— DOOOO! ", "Homer, the only way to get rid of a gypsy curse is to get one of those, what do you call them? ", "Ach! Fly vs Fly. Badges. Homer, completely unharmed, emerges from the shelter and complains to Herman's corpse about the food. Then when Marge returns to them she is sad because the town has forced her to leave her family; however, Patty and Selma are glad because of the fact that Marge has "finally left her husband Homer". It was first broadcast in the United States on the Fox Network on October 18, 2009, in Australia on Channel 10 on November 3, 2009 and in the UK on Sky 1 on February 4, 2010. 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